1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,999 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru 2 00:00:03,060 --> 00:00:07,096 I hate Erazer. I mean, I really hate this guy. 3 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:11,024 I don't get why people do this shit. 4 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:14,004 Why would you wanna write your name out like that, 100 times? 5 00:00:15,004 --> 00:00:17,052 I like it. Yeah, well, I prefer the old-school stuff. 6 00:00:17,068 --> 00:00:20,068 Stuff like, 'If you can read this, then you're a massive bell-end.' 7 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:24,000 Talking of which. Come on, tiger, out you pop. 8 00:00:24,016 --> 00:00:26,088 Urgh, what you doing? A piss. 9 00:00:27,004 --> 00:00:28,080 When Little Rudy's gotta go, he's gotta go. 10 00:00:28,092 --> 00:00:30,040 Can't you just go round the corner? 11 00:00:30,052 --> 00:00:32,000 He's clever but he's not that clever. 12 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:37,044 You mean walk round the corner. I'll go. 13 00:00:47,096 --> 00:00:49,044 Are you enjoying that? 14 00:00:51,076 --> 00:00:53,060 Well... Well, I was. 15 00:00:53,076 --> 00:00:55,040 It feels a bit weird now that you're watching. 16 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:58,040 You're pissing on my work! You did this shit, did you? 17 00:00:59,052 --> 00:01:01,076 You Erazer? It's not shit! It's art. 18 00:01:01,092 --> 00:01:04,008 No, Fanny Bangers 2 - that's art, mate. 19 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:06,024 This is what sad, lonely wankers do. 20 00:01:08,056 --> 00:01:10,088 No thanks, I don't do aerosols, not anymore. 21 00:01:13,048 --> 00:01:16,084 Just go and spray on another estate. 22 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,028 I don't give two shits where, as long as I don't have to clean it. 23 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,076 What's going on? 24 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:27,048 What the fuck is that even supposed to be, man? 25 00:01:27,064 --> 00:01:29,080 Fuck you. Right, that's rude, mate... 26 00:01:29,092 --> 00:01:33,028 Whoa! 27 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,076 Fuck. 28 00:01:36,048 --> 00:01:37,096 What just happened?! 29 00:01:39,024 --> 00:01:41,032 I don't know. But he does. 30 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,092 Who are you? 31 00:01:50,004 --> 00:01:51,040 I'm Rudy. 32 00:01:54,064 --> 00:01:57,020 What are you doing here? Where am I? 33 00:01:57,036 --> 00:02:01,056 Are you working with Erazer? Oh, no, I hate that dick. 34 00:02:03,048 --> 00:02:04,096 Are you OK? 35 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,084 I reckon I've twisted my nut sack. 36 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,056 You're bleeding. 37 00:02:12,072 --> 00:02:14,056 From my nut sack? 38 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:17,036 No, from your head. 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,044 We need to get you cleaned up. Come on. 40 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,040 Oi, you, waxy?! Where's our mate? 41 00:02:34,048 --> 00:02:36,076 He graffities things and they become real. 44 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:51,044 What the fuck... 45 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,096 I think we're in his world. 46 00:02:57,012 --> 00:02:59,080 We've slipped into a parallel universe... 47 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,076 a vortex - it's quantum physics and that. 48 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:06,076 What? I know this stuff. 49 00:03:06,088 --> 00:03:08,024 We need to find Rudy. 50 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:12,052 This is so fucked up. Alisha, do your thing. 51 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,088 - Oh! - Sorry. 52 00:03:19,004 --> 00:03:23,064 No, don't be - it's not you, it's the nut sack. 53 00:03:23,076 --> 00:03:26,036 You got a... got a very gentle touch. 54 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,092 He's in the community centre. 55 00:03:33,008 --> 00:03:34,052 I think he's trying to pull some girl. 56 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:38,004 What? We're rescuing him and he's trying to get laid? Unbelievable. 57 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,044 Let's just get him and get the fuck out of here, yeah? 58 00:03:43,008 --> 00:03:47,016 Thank you for that. I didn't catch your name. 59 00:03:47,032 --> 00:03:50,076 - Suzy! - Suzy? 60 00:03:50,092 --> 00:03:52,048 Where are you? Suzy! Right, 61 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:55,084 I'll go and see what this cock wants. We need to talk. 62 00:03:55,096 --> 00:03:58,004 Please, let's just go. 63 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,012 Suzy! Back to yours or back to mine. 64 00:04:00,024 --> 00:04:01,060 Yours... Yours if it's nearer. 65 00:04:01,076 --> 00:04:04,000 Yours is probably bloody cleaner, like. 66 00:04:04,012 --> 00:04:05,048 Or if you can't wait... 67 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:14,008 Well... this is cosy. 68 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,068 Suzy! 69 00:04:16,084 --> 00:04:19,088 He keeps telling me that he loves me and he won't let me leave. 70 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,036 Alright, hold that. 71 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:23,056 Wait! You don't know what he's capable of. 72 00:04:23,072 --> 00:04:26,096 Sweetheart, you don't know what I'm incapable of, do ya, hey? 73 00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:28,044 Stay there. 74 00:04:29,044 --> 00:04:33,032 Alright, I might... I might have locked us in there. 75 00:04:33,044 --> 00:04:35,008 I'll... I'll get us out of here. 76 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,016 Why are you doing this to me?! 77 00:04:42,004 --> 00:04:43,052 Because you love me. 78 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:54,024 What is the deal with you and this Erazer freak, man? 79 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,012 I don't know. I've never seen this before. 80 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:21,012 Rudy? Rudy? 81 00:05:24,092 --> 00:05:26,072 This is some weird shit. 82 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:46,096 Did you hear that? 83 00:05:48,084 --> 00:05:50,016 What is it? 84 00:06:14,004 --> 00:06:16,036 Where's Alisha?! 85 00:06:20,056 --> 00:06:22,004 Fetch. 86 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:26,000 Fuck. 87 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:27,096 Oh, shit! Alisha! 88 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:30,028 Simon, wait! I know what to do. 89 00:07:08,068 --> 00:07:10,028 Are you OK? 90 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,008 Yeah, what was in that spray-gun? 91 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:14,028 Turpentine, industrial strength. 92 00:07:14,044 --> 00:07:16,060 Fuck's sake. Let's just clean our way out of here, yeah? 93 00:07:26,052 --> 00:07:28,096 Thank you. Hm? 94 00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:30,060 What for? 95 00:07:30,072 --> 00:07:32,052 For making me feel... 96 00:07:32,064 --> 00:07:35,044 horny, moist. 97 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:36,092 No. No. 98 00:07:39,064 --> 00:07:41,012 Safe. 99 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:44,040 Safe? 100 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:50,076 Oh, that's... that's good, smashing. 101 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:59,032 Listen, when... when all this craziness has calmed down, 102 00:07:59,044 --> 00:08:02,040 I think we should go out, huh? 103 00:08:02,056 --> 00:08:04,000 We'll have steaks... We'll have big steaks 104 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,016 and we'll have... We'll have big chips. 105 00:08:06,032 --> 00:08:08,000 And we'll have a starter. 106 00:08:09,048 --> 00:08:13,012 And go disco-dancing. Yeah, we'll paint the town red. 107 00:08:13,028 --> 00:08:15,076 Well, not literally paint it red 'cause that's be stupid... 108 00:08:15,092 --> 00:08:17,056 I'd just have to clean it up again. 109 00:08:17,072 --> 00:08:20,024 Be a dickhead move and I do not make dickhead moves, love. 110 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,096 I'm alright. 111 00:08:22,012 --> 00:08:25,056 Just thought I'd bang myself a bit. 112 00:08:26,092 --> 00:08:29,024 Rudy's through there. Spray the bars. 113 00:08:33,036 --> 00:08:35,056 Oh. 114 00:08:35,068 --> 00:08:37,060 It's alright, these are my mates. 115 00:08:37,072 --> 00:08:40,008 Alright, this is Suzy, my new bird... 116 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,096 who I've just given the finger. 117 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:45,064 We need to get back to the portal door by the lake. 118 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:49,008 Mm. Yeah, just so you know, usually I'm the leader, 119 00:08:49,024 --> 00:08:52,000 but I'm happy to sit this one out 'cause I'm pretty traumatised. 120 00:09:01,032 --> 00:09:03,052 We're leaving. 121 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,000 Not with Suzy. 122 00:09:07,016 --> 00:09:09,028 You can't leave here. 123 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,076 Fucking dickhead! 124 00:09:12,092 --> 00:09:15,064 She can do whatever the fuck she likes. Come on. 125 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,080 Hang on, hang on, hang on, there's something I need to do first. 126 00:09:30,076 --> 00:09:33,020 For fuck's sake. 127 00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:35,068 Come to life, my spunky little friend. 128 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:39,072 Oh! 129 00:09:39,088 --> 00:09:42,020 It only works when he does it. Let's get out of here. 130 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:43,068 Oh, bastard. 131 00:09:59,004 --> 00:10:01,012 Stop! Wait! 132 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,012 Oh, does he ever give up, this dick?! 133 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:06,020 Suzy, wait, please. 134 00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:10,020 Get away from me. This isn't real. 135 00:10:10,032 --> 00:10:13,012 I was never there - you created it. 136 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:18,048 Suzy, don't do that. Stop, please. 137 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:20,088 Suzy... 138 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,084 Oh, my God. Wha... 139 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:28,072 What's happening to me? 140 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,080 The real Suzy left me. 141 00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:37,084 I couldn't live without her, so... so I... 142 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:40,096 I'm not real! I'm made of paint! 143 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,092 I can't leave. 144 00:10:48,008 --> 00:10:49,072 I don't exist out there. 145 00:10:57,064 --> 00:10:59,040 Paint the town red for me. 146 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,092 We need to clean that off. 147 00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:39,004 Wait, I'm... sorry for you. 148 00:11:39,016 --> 00:11:40,072 What for? 149 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:44,024 Who knows? For... For pissing on your graffiti. 150 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,060 Don't worry about it. Doesn't matter anymore. 151 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,088 Do you wanna have a pint? 152 00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:11,052 Just out of interest, 153 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:13,092 how would a massive, jizzing cock help the situation? 154 00:12:14,004 --> 00:12:15,040 It wouldn't. It wouldn't. 155 00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:17,032 I've just always fancied seeing one, running down street, 156 00:12:17,048 --> 00:12:20,028 just using its fat little, hairy bollocks for legs. 157 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,028 Oh. 158 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,072 It'd be funny that, it would. 159 00:12:30,777 --> 00:12:36,077